And I have minor cases of more than one of these, so don't be to worried if you recognize the symptoms in yourself, it does not mean that you are not perfect, because you better believe that I am... lol
The Syndromes.....
TTWS
Test the Water Syndrome: This is a terminal syndrome that someone is born with, that causes them to habitually do things that are bad for them. They know that the decisions they make will result in stress for themselves and in the people around them, but they simply cannot say no to the temptation.
CSGS
Catholic School Girl Syndrome: Commonly confused with the simple slut, a girl suffering from CSGS often wears very little clothing and shakes her ass around the opposite sex. This results from being locked away in catholic classrooms with conservative, overprotected parents for too many years. She does not understand how the male mind works, and thinks that by acting like a whore, she will find her prince charming, and she also lives by the rule that any attention is good attention. In denial about their existing virginity, and can't wait to "get it over with." The only cure for CSGS is years of therapy and plenty of time in Sin City.
IAS
Invisible Audience Syndrome: When someone's vanity goes a little too far, it may be IAS, this results from either getting too much attention as a child, and therefore believing that people are always watching, or not enough attention, resulting in a fictitious audience. Common symptoms include looking around when telling a joke or having a conversation in a public place to see if anyone is watching. It is also normal for someone suffering from IAS to do their makeup or dress up for a quiet evening at the house, just in case someone shows up at the front door.
FGS
Fat Girl Syndrome:
Simplex 1: When a girl (or boy) has recently (or not so recently) lost a significant amount of weight but continue to see themselves as heavy, fish for compliments or whine about food options. This is annoying because the recently skinny's friends don't want to hear the complaints.
Simplex 2: When a girl is trying to lose weight, and sneaks food or binges on so-called "HEALTHY" food. Sneaking Fiber-One Cinnamon Toaster Pastry's and pretending that it is a health option is a red flag for Simplex 2 FGS.
SBS
Skinny Bitch Syndrome: Oddly enough, SBS can be confused with the aforementioned FGS(see previous syndrome explanation). The main differences between FGS and SBS are as fallows: A patient of SBS will more often than not worry about every little calorie that is put into her body. Another difference is, though the SB may not agree, there was never an actual weight problem to deal with.
GBDS
Gay Boy Drama Syndrome: This syndrome is developed by gay males, who feel that they are not feminine enough, so they fabricate drama to talk about with their "best girlfriends". They will constantly return the topic of the conversation back to themselves and everything that happens to them is more significant, because of the "Gay Factor". In some extreme cases, those suffering of GBDS may go as far as to complain that they will never be able to have their own children
DGS
Dorky Girl Syndrome: A girl who was, for the majority of her life, stereotypically dorky, but at one point or another, got hot. She begins to believe that her hotness is an excuse for the fact that she doesn't shower often, that wears baggy clothes to school and gets out of control because she can't handle her alcohol. Often Terminal.
TMSS
Take Me Serious Syndrome: When someone's opinions was brushed off as a child, or if they were not seen as a serious person for any significant period of time during their lives, they may develop TMSS. Symptoms of TMSS are an over serious demeanor, lack of a sense of humor, pursed lips and a permanently arched eyebrow. The only prove therapy for TMSS is to give the person suffering 'serious' responsibility.
This is just a few of the very many social syndromes that my roommate and I have diagnosed people with, and there will be more to come...
